Stick Figure

What I feel is important righ now in my life...
Sat Jul 25

Two Girls, One CWD

  • CWD: Maaan Imraaan...
  • Me: Wassup bro?
  • CWD: Man so i'm just in the hallway having a convo when i notice two girls going downstairs to the basement...
  • (Pause)
  • CWD: That reminded me...I would LOVE to have two girls at once! (Laughs) Man its a dream come true! What guy wouldn't want that? (Laughs harder)

Latex Gloves

  • Cool White Dude: (Creeps up to me while i'm pipetting) Maaaan Imraaan...
  • Me: Wassup?
  • CWD: See these latex gloves?
  • Me: Yeah
  • CWD: Maaan everytime i put them on i feel like a doctor, know what i'm saying? (laughs the most contagious laugh ever)

The Life and Times of a Cool Ass White Dude

I work in the lab with this white dude from dollarway.  So he’s kinda hood but always in a good mood lol. He’s says some of the craziest things so these are just a few of the convos we’ve had in the lab…

beccarules: juliasegal: Oh Shit! Blade is gonna kill the vampires! (via eduardos) Cuz he’s a real ass vampire! Okay, half…but you know what i mean…

beccarules:

juliasegal:

Oh Shit! Blade is gonna kill the vampires! (via eduardos)

Cuz he’s a real ass vampire! Okay, half…but you know what i mean…

My iTunes

Anything Kid Cudi

Anything Drake

Lupe Fiasco - We On

Maino - Million Bucks (best song to play after getting PAID!!!)

The Jackson 5 - Never Can Say Goodbye

Trey Songz - D.O.A. (too much!)

Shower playlists?

sleepykisser:

jacatastrophe:

maryamsmiles:

I didn’t realize they were a popular thing. I thought I was the only one. Do you have one?

Yes.

Yes.

Yuuup! I also got a straight money playlist for payday lol!

Sun Jul 5

Slang pt. 2

  • Mom: Bling bling is dead!
  • Me: Huh?
  • Mom: We don't say bling bling anymore, we say ice! i got ice!

Slang

  • Mom: That burger is off the top!
  • Me: Mom, that's not how the saying goes...
  • Mom: What is it then? Off the...
  • Me: Chain, off the chain.
  • Mom: That's off the chain. (5 seconds later) This water is off the top!
  • Me: (shakes head)
“ My only friend doesn’t want to hang out with me! Mom (Talking about my dad not going to see the Proposal with her)

The Mini Van Affair

  • Me: Mom! I got to take the mini van???
  • Mom: Yes.
  • Me: Ugh...
  • Mom: Yup, all those young girls looking at you will think you're a married man. (Laughs!) Which is good for me!