July 2009
15 posts
Two Girls, One CWD
CWD: Maaan Imraaan...
Me: Wassup bro?
CWD: Man so i'm just in the hallway having a convo when i notice two girls going downstairs to the basement...
(Pause)
CWD: That reminded me...I would LOVE to have two girls at once! (Laughs) Man its a dream come true! What guy wouldn't want that? (Laughs harder)
Latex Gloves
Cool White Dude: (Creeps up to me while i'm pipetting) Maaaan Imraaan...
Me: Wassup?
CWD: See these latex gloves?
Me: Yeah
CWD: Maaan everytime i put them on i feel like a doctor, know what i'm saying? (laughs the most contagious laugh ever)
The Life and Times of a Cool Ass White Dude
I work in the lab with this white dude from dollarway. So he’s kinda hood but always in a good mood lol. He’s says some of the craziest things so these are just a few of the convos we’ve had in the lab…
My iTunes
Anything Kid Cudi
Anything Drake
Lupe Fiasco - We On
Maino - Million Bucks (best song to play after getting PAID!!!)
The Jackson 5 - Never Can Say Goodbye
Trey Songz - D.O.A. (too much!)
Shower playlists?
sleepykisser:
jacatastrophe:
maryamsmiles:
I didn’t realize they were a popular thing. I thought I was the only one. Do you have one?
Yes.
Yes.
Yuuup! I also got a straight money playlist for payday lol!
Slang pt. 2
Mom: Bling bling is dead!
Me: Huh?
Mom: We don't say bling bling anymore, we say ice! i got ice!
Slang
Mom: That burger is off the top!
Me: Mom, that's not how the saying goes...
Mom: What is it then? Off the...
Me: Chain, off the chain.
Mom: That's off the chain. (5 seconds later) This water is off the top!
Me: (shakes head)
“My only friend doesn’t want to hang out with me!”
– Mom (Talking about my dad not going to see the Proposal with her)
The Mini Van Affair
Me: Mom! I got to take the mini van???
Mom: Yes.
Me: Ugh...
Mom: Yup, all those young girls looking at you will think you're a married man. (Laughs!) Which is good for me!
Uh-mer-i-kuh!
Mom: The City of Little Rock thanks you, Imran.
Imran: For what?
Mom: For sweeping up the floor with your pants.
thanks maryam for bloggin my convo! imma hit you! jk buti probably will...
“Some are going to question the timing of this and let me just say that this...”
– Sarah Palin. AKA the ex-governor of Alaska. AKA the most idiotic person I’ve ever seen. (via ssstanger)
The Hangover
Finally got around to seeing this movie yesterday. Too funny! Too funny! But i hope i NEVER have an experience like that ever in my life lol. Too much! HAHA
“Black grad schools will give you affirmative action just because you’re a...”
– Mom
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