Stick Figure

Wall-to-Wall with Anum

• Me: BETTTTAAAAAH! did u find my cellular device?
• Anum: no, sorrry. the only guy i saw that i could ask to go to your room was mason. and also they wouldn't have let him go to that side of the school because he was already checked out
• Me: U couldn’t get no rms? dang anum thanx SO much. if it was vice versa i would pulled out my 9 n killed like 6 or 7 security guards. i would spin kicked solliday in the gut n backflip kicked john easly on my way to the elevator. i woulda had a 5 min fist 2 fist combat wit rebecca in the elevator nshe would knocked out like 8 of my teeth but then i would grab her hair n throw her into the door. (we're on 5th pine rite now) i would dust my shirt off n taken the stairs the rest of the way. UH OOH! michelle and trudy. i would spin kick michelle n throw her down the stairs. at the same time block like acabagillion punches from trudy. id trip her real cool like n she'd tumble down the stairs. who's standing outside ur door? naomi, dean currier, and dean nichols...i'd whip out my indiana jones whip n flip the hell outta naomi. i'd spring off her shoulders, summersault, n drop kick dean currier. i'd write him up for having a bald head in the girls dorms n send him to his office...(cont'd from first post so read it first dummie!)...me n dean nichols would have a math-off (desks, paper n pencils would slide in from the other side of the hall) we'd jump into the seats, take the test, n i'd beat her by 1/4 of a point (psat/sat style grading) i'd laff in her face n she'd kick up the desk n chunk it at me. i get knocked to the ground but get up all cool/breakdancer like. id flip over her, slid under her legs, appear in front of her, step to the side and back hand the hell outta her cheek. she'd hit the wall n as she slides down she'd ring the fire alarm. (the sprinklers are goin off) i step in ur room and director hugo stares at me. (5 min stare wit music n cool cam shots etc.) she kicks off her heels n they pin me 2 the wall n begins to write me up for running in the hallway. i pull off the wall and bicycle kick her into ur bed, the sheets conveniently fold over her n she naps. (cold ass music starts playing) i get ur fone and walk out the building all muscley...
• Anum: i'm really sorry!!! i kept my eye out for like any guy that could get your phone and the only guy that came with his parents to the conference that i saw was mason. and he had checked out before he and his dad talked to any of his teachers (how do I know this? well, when I came to school mason and his male parental unit were taking his belongings to the vehicle) thus, he was not able to go back to that side of the building or even to fifth floor because he had already checked out. furthermore, the rm's had locked all of the rooms. (how do i know this? well, i went to my floor to retrieve some shoes from my room prior to being informed that we were not allowed to go up past third floor and i could not get in because all the doors were locked) so he would not have been able to get into your room anyway. as far as rms that could get your phone for you, the only rms around were trudy and michelle and they were both in the rlo. there were no guy rms to be seen. cont'd from first post: In conclusion, despite my best efforts, i could not retrieve your phone unless i went up to your room myself (which i would like to point out is illegal and would not work because, again, your room was locked). thank you for your time, and i hope you have a good wireless unitless weekend.